Wednesday, January 17, 2007

Five-foot-nine, I didn't know they stacked shit that high.

Gunnery sergeant Hartman: the number one man to quote..

Move it. I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world. I will motivate you, Private Pyle, if it short-dicks every cannibal on the Congo.

How tall are you? Five-foot-nine, I didn't know they stacked shit that high.

Who said that? Who the fuck said that? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh? The fairy fucking godmother said it. Out-fucking-standing. I will PT you all until you fucking die. I'll PT you until your assholes are sucking buttermilk.

Holy dog shit. Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks? Sir, no, sir. Bullshit. I bet you could suck a golfball through a garden hose.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

now I stay in touch!